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Water Road Tutorial (Minecraft Boat Roads)

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What is a road for boats? A canal! But we can’t call this a minecraft canal because it’s really not. No self-respecting canal would float in the sky and only contain water blocks every diagonal meter. And no self-respecting canal would consider the possibility of flinging those who travel along it into the stratosphere at a zillion miles per hour. Unlike minecarts, which can be difficult to control when you’re riding in one, using a boat to travel your water road means that you can fling yourself off the side of the road at any time. As long as you click out of the boat before it hits the ground you won’t even take fall damage. Now how you like those apples, huh?

This road can be placed along the ground or it can be elevated for a thrill a minute ride. This is not the safest way to travel in minecraft, not by a long shot, but it is probably one of the most fun ways to get around a map and all you need to build it are blocks of ice and dirt. So really dirt and a silk touch implement. Also: cheats.

This tutorial is made by reddit Minecrafter LonnieMac, to whom go the credit and the spoils.

Check out LonnieMac’s illustrated imgur water road tutorial!

Taco Taco Taco! Taco Minecraft Maps


Tacos are not to be trusted. Especially when you’re minecraft adventuring through their deliciously meaty insides. As a personal rule, I don’t trust anything made of meat. This legendary minecraft Taco related series is now entering its third iteration, which means you can download three minecraft taco maps at a single time, creating a delicious meal of minecraft goodness.

Taco 1

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The original Taco Abduction minecraft map. Featuring a creeper missing the top half of its head to create what those in some continents call brain dip. Mmm brains.

Halion, Massive Medieval Minecraft City, Keep and Castle Download

Halion Minecraft Medieval City Download

One hundred and ninety million minecraft blocks have gone into the creation of Halion, a massive minecraft city comprised of almost two hundred individual buildings, all of which have custom interiors, naturally. Oh, and there’s a sweeping harbor at the bottom of a cliff face, complete with ten ships ready to be launched in a flotilla like no other. Being a complete city, it comes with six distinct and useful districts, including a place for heavy medieval industry and slums where the lower classes can rest their flea ridden heads.

School of Parkour | How To Do Minecraft Parkour

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A teaching parkour map, School of Parkour is a minecraft teaching parkour map that will teach you how to play advanced minecraft parkour maps. If you’ve ever fallen into lava for the fiftieth time and would like to know how to cling to vines, leap onto ladders and generally win at parkour, then this map makes an effort to teach you how to do that. Starting from the very basics of jumping with your spacebar (something that sounds totally simple, but is actually pretty difficult at times) moving on to double jumps, then corner jumps, then ladder parkour, then fence parkour and then more, more more parkour techniques so all those parkour maps will finally make sense.

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The Return, A Minecraft Puzzle Adventure Map

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Puzzles are fun for people who don’t have enough meaningless frustration in their daily lives. The Return is a minecraft puzzle adventure map that seeks to provide a level of challenging that might otherwise be missing. It’s more than a game. It’s a substitute for being locked in a perspex room with a blowtorch and a rabid monkey, like we did in the old days.

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