Zelda DLC Not Worth Buying

After waiting months and months for the hotly anticipated release of the Champions Ballad, the second part of the Breath of the Wild DLC, I can reveal that it’s less DLC and more Nintendo’s evil plan to force you to listen to shitty accordion music while playing through variations of the least fun parts of the game over and over again in return for a lore-destroying motorbike. Any questions? No. Good.

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