Zelda Ballad of the Champions Shrine Solutions



Step 1: Purchase the DLC in hopes that Ballad of the Champions means more than a few short cut scenes which add nothing to the experience of the game whatsoever. (Prepare to be disappointed.)

Step 2: Place the Sheikah slate back in the chamber of resurrection.

Step 3: Scream in horror as the korok trials music starts playing and the game informs you that you’ll be fighting a bunch of enemies who can one shot you. Realize how deeply you’ve been ripped off, betrayed and generally suckered in.

Step 4: Leave the Great Plateau, stock up on ancient arrows and snipe your way through, opening up four more TEDIOUS SHRINES!

Step 5: Complete the four TEDIOUS SHRINES to unlock TWELVE MORE TEDIOUS SHRINES across the world.

Step 6: Be forced to listen to FOUR MORE SHITTY ACCORDION SONGS AT LEAST.

Step 7: Coming soon (spoiler: it will be shitty.)



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